How to be popular like Amanda Bynes

3:20 PM Robot Love 0 Comments

If you’ve been anywhere near the internet this past month, you’ve probably noticed how much ATTENTION that Amanda Bynes has been getting from the media.  With over 1 million followers on twitter she is finally having her day in the sun.  If you want to be top dog like Amanda follow her cue. We’ve done our research and now we want to share the simple steps you can take to better emulate your new bestie, Amanda Bynes and catch your dream boy. You may not be “in the Mary-Kate and Ashley type of wealth [category],” but hey, if you have both thumbs and a twitter account, you've already won half of the battle.
If at first they do not listen, repeat and retweet 
According to America, Women and gay men fall into a category that sits right above muslims and pedophiles but right below sexually abusive sports stars and racist politicians. Sometimes its hard for a bitch to get heard. This is why it's so important to remember this first rule: repeat, repeat, repeat.  Don't be afraid to be persistent, it's the exact same ploy the GOP uses and guess what: I think Barack Obama is a Kenyan terrorist.

 Just look at this formerly web-eyed, formerly actress, sometimes clothes wearer, persist tweet after tweet against the so-called journalists to get them to stop using stupid old pictures:
OMG stop using that photo already!
Don't you see that I've changed?
Just use this photo!
C'mon didn't you hear what she said?
Can she be any more specific?

 It's important to note that not only was Amanda consistent in what she was asking for but she was also providing them with alternatives.  If you want to create change for yourself, and your image, it's necessary to not just say, but to show.

Make up all day e’ery day

Sometimes, putting on make-up feels like you're laying brick and mortar all over that mug of yours. But eyes on the prize bitches, because as Amanda shows us, it's important to have our face on even when we say we don't have our face on. Do like Amanda does and wear make-up to the gym.  Even better, put your make-up on while you're AT the gym.  Wear make-up to bed, wear make-up on your legs, make-up, make-up everywhere!
Bad Bitches Litigate 
Look, sometimes people say things you really don't want them to, and as Amanda shows us, the only way to deal with that is to sue--everyone. 
Maybe it's not the 'definition' of 'normal' to walk around midtown with a blanket over your head; Maybe it isn't 'traditional' behavior to put your make-up on during spin class, but come on, who is to decide what is normal behavior--the behavior police? TMZ? US Weekly?
The only logical thing for Amanda to do is to CHECK that behavior by litigating.  It's a handy practice to take into your daily life.  If you aren't happy with the press you're receiving, threaten them with legal action, because the only person who is entitled to call you crazy is no one. 


Have an eating disorder!

Okay, so most of you probably think of an eating disorder as something you retire after 7th grade, along with braces and Lisa Frank stationary but an eating disorder is actually a cool habit to take with you into adulthood, one that will keep you skinny and give you a sense of power and control.   It can also allow you to claim permanent victim hood, just like amanda does here!

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