Hot N Sexy Pumpkin Stencils

9:22 AM Robot Love 0 Comments

Condom + Safety Pin = Recipe for Romance
Most of us think Halloween is just a time when prostitutes come out to play. We admit, turning tricks for treats is an integral part of this magical holiday, but hooking is only half of why Halloween is the perfect time to be thinking about love. Halloween is the one day of the year when all of us Creeps can really be our true selves. From revealing our hot bods in skimpy costumes, to sending our lovers special messages on our pumpkins, there is no better time, this side of February, to work your mojo magic. Read on for some hot pumpkin stencils that will turn up the heat this Halloween.


Closing Your Grand Canyon: A Non-Essential Relationship Shutdown Guide

3:43 PM Robot Love 0 Comments

You could be headed for emotional bankruptcy
You’re exhausted. Your coital resources have been stretched thin. Juggling all these balls has been physically exhausting, and unless your endurance ceiling increases, you are going to have a mob of angry dudes knocking at your front door. You need to mitigate the damage. You need to take a page from the U.S. Government, and shut down all non-essential sexual encounters. Max Landis, our Hunk of the Month, sheds some light on this subject in a recent interview