8 Compelling Reasons To Broadcast Your Sex Life To The World

1:09 AM Robot Love 0 Comments

You’ve been freshly pounded like a Whac-A-Mole cabinet after an 8 year old’s birthday party, so like, what the hell else are you gonna do but reach for your phone? Your gut is telling you it’s time to tell the whole world, but a little voice inside your head is reminding you that you haven’t read very many statuses that say, “Woo! Just got nailed by @HunkyDreamboat!!”

You are stumped. You know there are so many reasons to notify your followers, but a tiny part of you thinks there might be a downside to flapping your lips. Well, my sweet preciouses, this tiny part of you is simply your inner loser, rearing her fugly head, and she needs to be crushed. We've outlined 8 basic reasons to post about your sex life to social media, so get ready to blab, bitches, because the world is your oyster, and you're going to slurp it up.