Thirsty Thursday: The Frankenstein
THE DRINK
The Frankenstein
THE RECIPE
One 24 oz can of Monster Energy
Drink ® with a
third of it drunk
Enough vodka to fill the can
back up
Crushed Jolly Rancher float
on top
THE HISTORY
Desperate times require some
serious Mcgyver shit, which is exactly how, The Frankenstein cocktail came into
existence. Last week, we were hanging
outside the convenience store and everybody was like, ‘let’s go dancing.’
Unfortunately, I was not only super tired but like really broke, and I didn’t
really feel like paying dance-hall prices for lackluster drinks. Redbull cans are kind of small but Monster Energy
Drinks ® are
big enough to fit your mixer (the energy drink) the booze (some of that vodka
you keep under your car seat) and a crushed up jolly rancher (because you had
some from your visit to the doctor, so why not).
WHY WE LOVE IT
We loved it the moment that
sweet liquid touched our lips. We loved
it as we danced all night under the technicolor haze, rubbing our bodies up
against all kinds of sweaty men. Not
only did the drink get us drunk (there was at least 6 oz of booze in the can)
but it gave us that crazy Monster Energy ® RUSH. We stayed
out till closing time, and totally sealed the deal with a hunk who had just
been dumped, right after the bar tab had been closed. Needless to say, the
night was a success. And dare we say it,
made possible by Monster Energy Drink ®.
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