The Art Of Giving To Receive



It’s that time of year again, the time when Americans start thinking about what they’re thankful for. Your news feed is probably already starting to clog with thinly veiled brags, where your friends list all the things they have that they know will make you jealous. And yet, despite these annoyances, Thank Goodness It’s Finally November! If there’s one thing to be grateful for this time of year, it’s that Santa Claus and his giant sleigh filled with loot are coming to town. The art of gift giving and receiving is a rich, highly complex subject that weighs on all American minds this time of year. Today’s lesson, Creeps, is The Art of Giving to Receive.

Getting Your Potty On: A Quick Guide To Bathroom Etiquette



You probably think the bedroom is where the magic happens. Well think again!! Contrary to popular belief, the most magical room in a house is actually the crapper. Someone could probably write a whole book on bathroom etiquette as it relates to dating, but you’re a busy woman who doesn’t have time for all that. In the interest of saving you from hours of studying page after page of bathroom wisdom, we’ve provided a quick breakdown for how to get your potty on.

Hot N Sexy Pumpkin Stencils


Condom + Safety Pin = Recipe for Romance
Most of us think Halloween is just a time when prostitutes come out to play. We admit, turning tricks for treats is an integral part of this magical holiday, but hooking is only half of why Halloween is the perfect time to be thinking about love. Halloween is the one day of the year when all of us Creeps can really be our true selves. From revealing our hot bods in skimpy costumes, to sending our lovers special messages on our pumpkins, there is no better time, this side of February, to work your mojo magic. Read on for some hot pumpkin stencils that will turn up the heat this Halloween.

Closing Your Grand Canyon: A Non-Essential Relationship Shutdown Guide


You could be headed for emotional bankruptcy
You’re exhausted. Your coital resources have been stretched thin. Juggling all these balls has been physically exhausting, and unless your endurance ceiling increases, you are going to have a mob of angry dudes knocking at your front door. You need to mitigate the damage. You need to take a page from the U.S. Government, and shut down all non-essential sexual encounters. Max Landis, our Hunk of the Month, sheds some light on this subject in a recent interview. 
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