Hot N Sexy Pumpkin Stencils

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Condom + Safety Pin = Recipe for Romance

Most of us think Halloween is just a time when prostitutes come out to play. We admit, turning tricks for treats is an integral part of this magical holiday, but hooking is only half of why Halloween is the perfect time to be thinking about love. Halloween is the one day of the year when all of us Creeps can really be our true selves. From revealing our hot bods in skimpy costumes, to sending our lovers special messages on our pumpkins, there is no better time, this side of February, to work your mojo magic. Read on for some hot pumpkin stencils that will turn up the heat this Halloween.


**Pro Tip: Right click your stencil of choice and view it in another window. Print the image to the desired size, and remember: pumpkin stencils are just like dicks... bigger is always better. **

One of the most common reasons that relationships fail is a lack of glue. Glue, in relationship speak, is the shit that is so sticky and complicated, it becomes impossible to leave your special someone in the dust. Glue, in laymen's terms, is babies. Men crave babies like Santa craves cookies. This Halloween, show your man that you're down to carry his child with this simple stencil. Let him know, once and for all, that you'll go to any means necessary to make him a daddy.

Condoms and safety pins and babies galore.

If showing him that you're willing to make your sex "unsafe" isn't enough to coax your man to stick around, prove your dedication with our Dream Date stencil:

Some call it obsession, we call it love.

But uh oh... maybe your man has been unreliable these days. You've been checking his emails and you've noticed that he's been sending an awful lot of emails to some bitch named Christy. Never mind that she's his assistant, and these emails are from his work account, you need to take action to make sure none of his glue gets on her. Send your man a friendly reminder with our Game Changer stencil: 

Nothing says "I love you," like a threat to his manhood

Maybe there's no other woman, and you're already his baby mama. Don't worry, there is still a stencil out there for you!! Drop him a hint with this little ditty and maybe cock rings won't be the only kind of rings you find in your stocking this Christmas!