Arguing to win

1:07 PM Robot Love 0 Comments

Yet another 'scientific' study shows what all you creepers should know by now: everything is power based and WINNING! In a study of 498 married people, the individuals were asked to think back on one argument and what their stupid, always wrong, spouse could do to make them stop being so dumb all the time. Surprise, when the answers were categorized a majority had to do with power or specifically, the relinquishment of. I mean, duh if you're the more right person, you should make all the decisions.  It's important to not fight but it's more important to be in charge--important enough to fuel most fights.  Steps towards harmony include convincing your partner he is always wrong and giving lots of blow jobs.