Drinking alcohol is always an activity we encourage here at Creep HQ. Whether you drink in celebration or in sadness, it’s hard to argue against the abuse of nature’s finest beverages. This week, Addiction Research and Theory Magazine has published a study conducted by the University of Missouri at Columbia which reveals that there are four types of drinking personalities: Mary Poppins, The Nutty Professor, Mr. Hyde, and Ernest Hemingway. While the study aims to help addicts with recovery (yawn), it also supports...CONTINUE READING

You’ve been freshly pounded like a Whac-A-Mole cabinet after an 8 year old’s birthday party, so like, what the hell else are you gonna do but reach for your phone? Your gut is telling you it’s time to tell the whole world, but a little voice inside your head is reminding you that you haven’t read very many statuses that say, “Woo! Just got nailed by @HunkyDreamboat!!” You are stumped. You know there are so many reasons to notify your followers, but a...CONTINUE READING

Happy Thanksgiving, Creeps! If you’re the creeps we hope you are, you’ve probably isolated yourself with a year of brave decisions, and you’re wondering where you’re going to eat on this most joyous of days. Fret not, because there are still some great options left for you last-minute planners. ...CONTINUE READING

It’s that time of year again, the time when Americans start thinking about what they’re thankful for. Your news feed is probably already starting to clog with thinly veiled brags, where your friends list all the things they have that they know will make you jealous. And yet, despite these annoyances, Thank Goodness It’s Finally November! If there’s one thing to be grateful for this time of year, it’s that Santa Claus and his giant sleigh filled with loot are coming to town....CONTINUE READING